(notice story bridge)
Update: props to stamford plaza. no props to casino, charlotte & festival towers, XXXX brewery...
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
A dad joke I will never tire of
Suppose you are watching a movie or tv show and there is a baby or toddler who is crying or conveying some other emotion. Say "that kid can act!". I find this never fails to be funny. It also works with animals. Imagine a farmer grabbing a chicken by the legs or a fox running from hounds. Say "that chicken (or fox) can really act!". You can riff on that for further amusement, eg "So convincing", "Probably the stand-out performance of the show so far", "He was snubbed by the nominations committee", "Criminal!", etc. Deadpan is what you are aiming for. (Try out my joke for yourself the next time the opportunity presents itself, and let me know how it goes. Post a comment here. :)
bromeliad reproduction
they produce a mini-me, possibly a clone, called a "pup". once it gets big enough you can break it off and plant it somewhere else.
Did you know?
A pineapple is a bromeliad.
Did you know?
A pineapple is a bromeliad.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
royal flush!
wikipedia says this is a 30,939:1 chance. never seen it before. probably never see it again. the jack was the river, so kings and tens were ahead.. amazing.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
a short list of my all-time favourite gigs
as a slightly inebriated, thursday night housework procrastination exercise, here is a list of my all-time favourite* gigs. in no particular order. (give me a break, seriously)
the list:
honourable mentions:
my intention is to write a little about each of these in future blog posts. don't hold your breath.
the list:
- joanna newsom, spiegeltent, sydney, 27 jan, 2007
- sigur ros, enmore, sydney, 12 apr, 2006
- jonsi, studio coast, toyko, 4 dec, 2010
- leonard cohen, b.e.c., brisbane, 3 feb, 2009
- sufjan stevens, tivoli, brisbane, 30 jan, 2011
- bon iver, tivoli, brisbane, 17 mar, 2012
honourable mentions:
- fleet foxes, tivoli, brisbane, 11 jan, 2012
- radiohead, s.e.c, sydney, 24 april 2004
- joanna newsom, sydney opera house, sydney, 18 jan, 2010
- roger waters, b.e.c., brisbane, 4 feb, 2012
- pixies, b.c.c., brisbane, 18 mar, 2012
- leonard cohen, b.e.c, brisbane, 6 nov, 2010
- vampire weekend, tivoli, brisbane, 11 may, 2010
- jane's addiction, big day out, auckland, 17 jan, 2003
my intention is to write a little about each of these in future blog posts. don't hold your breath.
* that i can think of at the moment
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Bon Iver @ The Tivoli
just to show you what his band was like. two drummers. multi-instrumentalist horn section. (not my video).
wallpaper collection (updated)
http://randomibis.com/wallpaper-collection/
(going through a baby duck/lizard eye phase i guess).
(see also this script if you use Gnome 3)
(going through a baby duck/lizard eye phase i guess).
(see also this script if you use Gnome 3)
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Friday, March 9, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
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