Thursday, November 25, 2010

horrible spider death

two hours into a MASSIVE cave exploration, pockets bulging with iron, coal, some gold, i start to run out of arrows and pork and think it's time to get the hell out of there. i get jumped by a spider outta nowhere. it pushes me down into some water that is flowing towards lava. i keep calm. the water isn't flowing too fast. i push against the current and head towards a safe bit of rock i can see. i'm almost there. then the spider spider leaps, wwf style, down onto my head. i'm dead. all my loot flows gently downstream into the lava.

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