how to perplex world wildlife fund street spruikers

spruiker: "Hi! Do you like animals?"

our hero: "No. I really don't like them at all."

s: "Um..."

h: "Can't stand them, in fact. Do you?"

s: "I, er... yes."

h: "I do like insects though. I really like them. Are you doing something to help insects?"

s: "...Insects? Did you say insects? Um..."

h: "Bye now."

s: "..."